Dam Expert

When hydrologists first got into the civil engineering business, did they realize they’d be able to lay claim to such an awesome informal job title?

How cool would that be?

How many kids each year are sent to the principal’s office for saying (earnestly) "Xyz, and my dad should know, because he’s a dam expert"?

If you need a few immature giggles, check out this site (pdf) dedicated to dam safety professionals. http://www.damsafety.org/media/Documents/Interviews.pdf