The Camel in the Bathtub

Mia watched Let's Make a Deal for the first time--and probably the last time--this morning.

"Why is the lady so disappointed? Why is the audience saying 'Awwwww!'?"

"Remember how she had to choose between three thousand dollars or whatever was behind the curtain? She chose the curtain."

"Right. And she won that camel in the bathtub!"

Maybe she did understand the game after all.

"Exactly. So everybody is bummed out because she should have kept the money."

"Is it a real camel or a stuffed one? If it's real, can she ride the camel? Will she keep it in her yard? How will she get it home? And what about the bathtub, will she be able to keep that, too?"

"I really don't know, Mia."

"Well, I don't know what their problem is. Who would want the money when you could have a camel in the bathtub?"