How does a mom respond to that?
Like this: "You, um, what?!"
"A thousand dollars," she repeated. "And you know what? It didn't take very long, and it wasn't all that hard, either."
"How... did you..."
Sheesh, I didn't even know how to finish the question. Time to regroup. "Could I see?"
"Sure! Here. I can make more, if you'd like. Just let me know how much you need."
And off she skipped, leaving me with a fistful of these:
I already knew she was a forgery artist. Now I discover I'm raising a counterfeiter. What's next? |
LOL that's terrific!
ReplyDelete